sms collection

Kaadhal…

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`Kangal moodiyadhum thondrum un mugham…..
`Kandu kondae irukka engum en manam …..
`Kadaesiyil mudivu maranam ……
Kavithai Sent by Keerthana VS

Sun 24 Apr 2011

Kallori……

Posted by Anand under Amazing Sms , College Kavithai , College Life SmS , Friends Kavithaigal , Friendship Kavidhai , Kallori Ninaivugall
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`Kalamelam kalayadha ninaivugal…..
`Karpanayil karaindha nodigal…..
`Kalangaveitha nam natpin pirivugal
Ivai ellam ,
`Kadandhu vandha nam kallori naatkalin marayadha
“Nigalvugal”……
Kavithai Sent by Keerthana VS

Sun 24 Apr 2011

Mazhai….

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`Mallarndhadhu en mugham mazhayai kandu….
`Thudithadhu en manam nanaiven endru …..
`Karaindhadhu en dhinam nodiyil andru…..!
Kavithai Sent by Keerthana VS

Sun 24 Apr 2011

Unakena…

Posted by Anand under Kadhal SmS , Kadhal kavithaigal , Kadhalar Dhina SmS , Love Proposal sms , Lovers Day Special Kavithaigal , Lovers Day Special SmS , Lovers Special , Touching Kavithai , kaadhal sms
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Un nizalaaga naan iruppen ,vellicham ulla varai …
Un kanavaaga naan irupaen , unnai serum varai ….
Un uyiraaga irrupaen , nhi ulla varai ….
Enakkaaga nee irupaai , nee ulla varai
Unnakkaga naan irupaen , naan ulla varai …
Pinbu kaathirupaen un kallari meel povahaa ,
Nee enakkaaga meendum pirakkum varai …!”
Kavithai Sent by Keerthana VS

Sun 24 Apr 2011

Ninaithalae Inikkum….

Posted by Anand under Feb 14 sms , Free SmS for Mobile , Kadhal SmS , Kadhal kavithaigal , Kadhalar Dhina SmS , Lovers Day Special Kavithaigal , Lovers Day Special SmS , Lovers Special , Tamil SmS Kavithai
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“Unakkaaga naan engum pala nodigal ….
un mugam kaana ettipaarkum sila kanner thuligal …..!
ennul padhindhirukkum undhan ninaivugal ….!
niraiveraadha enadan kanavugal…..!
ideeraadha endhan aasaigal….!
ethirpaaraadha thunbangal ….!
edhechiyaana inbangal ….!
endrum marayaadha nigalvugal …..!
un manadhilo sila varuthangal….!
yen ennudan kura thayakkangal ….!
tholaindhadhu unnal yen thookangal….!
indrum manadil kurayaadha yekkangal ….!
vendaam namakkini thadaigal…..!
iraivanida iraiphom sila koorikaigal ….!
vizi moodinaal edhiril thondrum un uruvangal ….!
andhauruvam kandikondirukka nirandharamaaga mooda ennum en imaigal….!
aziyaadhi indha kavidhaigal….!
puriyaadhi indha paadhaigal…..!
kidayaadhi veredhilum indha nerukkangal…..!
piriyaadhi indha ullangal ….!
mudivilla namadhu vaazkai payanathil uravvaadum namadhu idayangal enbathai unarum podhellam allvatra sandhoshangal …!
idhai ketadhum un mugathill pookum punnagaigal….!
ini veenam vazvil kavalaigal….!”
Kavithai Sent by Keerthana VS

Thu 14 Apr 2011

Mobile Naughty Joke

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Don’t stand too much in front of MIRROR. Even d mirror will fall in love with u
BCZ u r so cute.!
For more JOKES recharge Rs.30/mth to my number.

Thu 14 Apr 2011

Tamil joke

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Man: Swamiji ulagam en ipdi suthudhu…? Swamiji: oru quarter thanni adichaa manushanae suthum boadhu, 3quarter thanni irukura ulagam en sutha koodadhu?Good Nite!

Sat 2 Apr 2011

Kaadhal Sms

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Ponnungala Entha Alavuku
Love Pannanum Theriyuma.?
Naama Avala Love Panratha Parthu Ava
Friend Namaloda Odi Varanum..!
By, Kavalan Groups…!
Gud nite…

Sat 2 Apr 2011

Google Timing Sms

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Wife to husband:
U don’t LOVE me at all…
Husband points towards their 5 childrens n says -
Do u think I downloaded these from google???

Sat 2 Apr 2011

Stars Good Night Sms

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Vijay – ‘Anna Gud n8 NA’
Ajith – ‘Ela Gud n8 LA’
Simbu – ‘machi gud n8 da’
Surya – ‘Hai MALINI Gud n8′
Dhanush – ‘hello boss gud n8′
Prakashraj – ‘Hai chellam Gud n8′
& finally
SASI KUMAR
<”MOODITU PADUNGADA NONNAIGALA”>

Different Quotes in English

A company that wants you to, come up with a smart idea, implement that idea quickly, and learn in the process, has to be willing to cut you some slack. (Jeffrey Pfeffer)
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. (Doug Larson)
Aim for success, not perfection. Never give up your right to be wrong, because then you will lose the ability to learn new things and move forward with your life. (Dr. David M. Burns)
All that is necessary to break the spell of inertia and frustration is this: Act as if it were impossible to fail. That is the talisman, the formula, the command of right about face which turns us from failure to success. (Dorthea Brande)
Become a possibilitarian.
No matter how dark things seem to be or actually are,
raise your sights and see possibilities -- always see them,
for they're always there.
(Norman Vincent Peale)
Few people are successful unless a lot of other people want them to be. (Charles Brower)
Great opportunity to help others seldom come, but small ones surround us every day. (Sally Koch)
Half the things that people do not succeed in are through fear of making the attempt. (James Northcote)
I don't divide the world into the weak and the strong, or the successes and the failures, those who make it or those who don't. I divide the world into learners and non-learners. (Benjamin Barber)
If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z
X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut. (Albert Einstein)
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success. (Anonymous)
If you wish to be a sucess in the world, promise everything, deliver nothing. (Napoleon)
It is a mistake to suppose that men succeed through success; they much oftener succeed through failures. Precept, study, advice, and example could never have taught them so well as failure has done. (Samuel Smiles)
It's not enough to succeed. Others must fail. (Gore Vidal)
Leadership appears to be the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. (Vance Packard)
Life affords no higher pleasure than that of surmounting difficulties, passing from one step of success to another, forming new wishes and seeing them gratified. (Samuel Johnson)
My play was a complete success. The audience was a failure. (Ashleigh Brilliant)
My son, observe the postage stamp! Its usefulness depends upon its ability to stick to one thing until it gets there. (Henry Wheeler Shaw)
No conquest can ever become permanent which does not show itself beneficial to the conquered as well as to the conquerors. (Thomas Carlyle)
Nothing succeeds like -- failure. (Anonymous)
Notice the difference between what happens when a man says to himself, 'I have failed three times,' and what happens when he says, 'I'm a failure.' (S. I. Hayakawa)
Quality questions create a quality life. Successful people ask better questions, and as a result, they get better answers. (Anthony Robbins)
Set priorities for your goals. A major part of successful living lies in the ability to put first things first. Indeed, the reason most major goals are not achieved is that we spend our time doing second things first. (Robert J. McKain)
Success doesn't have to pull, tug, or chafe if we wear our real size. (Sarah Ban Breathnach)
Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. (Winston Churchill)
Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good. (Joe Paterno)
Successful people aren't born that way. They become successful by establishing the habit of doing things unsuccessful people don't like to do. The successful people don't always like these things themselves; they just get on and do them. (Steve Ibbotson)
The men who succeed are the efficient few. They are the few who have the ambition and will power to develop themselves. (Herbert N. Casson)
The really idle man gets nowhere. The perpetually busy man does not get much further. (Sir Heneage Ogilvie)
The secret of getting ahead is getting started. (Sally Berger)
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made. (Jean Gieraudoux)
The truth is that all of us attain the greatest success and happiness possible in this life whenever we use our native capacities to their greatest extent. (Dr. Smiley Blanton)
The way to learn to do things is to do things. The way to learn a trade is to work at it. Success teaches how to succeed. Begin with the determination to succeed, and the work is half done already. ( J.N. Fadenburg)
There are two rules for success...
1. Never tell everything you know. (Roger H. Lincoln)
Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value. (Albert Einstein)
We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones. (Andrew A. Rooney)
What great thing would you attempt if you knew you could not fail (Robert H. Schuller)
Work hard to create in your children a good self-image. It's the most important thing you can do to insure their success. (Indian Prayer)
You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try. (Anonymous)
The successful man is the one who finds out what is the matter with his business before his competitors do. (Roy L. Smith)

Mokkayo Mokkai

Mokkayo Mokkai" is the ultimate list of Mokkais and still more Mega Mokkai Jokes. Indha mokkai jokes'a padichha engayavadhu sevurula poi muttikalam pola irukkum; so please take care.
kosu
Yenna kadiththa kosuvai naa pidithen:
aanaal adikkavillai vittu vittean:
yean theriuma?
athu odambula odurathu namma raththamula, athuthan.
Submitted by lumamini on 26-Sep-2009
kavithai
kangal pesinal "KADHAL ",
kanneer pesinal "NATPU",
panam pesinal "SONTHAM",
ellarum pesinal "ULAGAM",
nee mattum pesinal "LOOSU".
HOW IS IT ????

Submitted by nithi on 25-Sep-2009
mokka joke
doctor:saapthdu aparama tooka marundu saaptengala
patient:aiyayoooo tooka marundu saapda marandu poi toongiten
Submitted by anonymous on 25-Sep-2009
ABOUT EXAM
1ST BENCH STUDENTS:
HEY D THE PAPER WAS TOUGH BUT I'LL GET 90 DA.
2ND BENCH STUDENT:
MACHI ONE 8 MARK OUT DA.
3RD BENCH STUDENT:
MACHI CLEAR AGUM.
4TH BENCH STUDENT:
CLEAR ANA AGUM DA.
LAST BENCH SINGA KUTTIGAL:
MAPLA SUPERVISOR SEMA FIGURE DA..
ALWAYS LAST BENCH STUDENTS ROCKS....
Submitted by SENTHIL.N on 25-Sep-2009
Thatuvamungo
Bus stop kitta wait panna bus varum,
But full stop kitta wait panna full varuma?
Submitted by Chinnu on 24-Sep-2009
Erumbu elephant joke
erumbum elephantum otta panthaiyum vaithargalam.
erumbu elephant kaathil etho sonnatham elephant athai kettu keele vilunthadham. erumbu enne sonnathu?
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" nee keele viluntha naan unakku ratham tharein"
Submitted by raihana kaleel on 22-Sep-2009
Teasing Super joke
Periya puyal kaatru,
minnal kottum gana mazhaiyil nee nadandhu sellum azhagai varnikkiran oru sila vaarthigalil
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Eruma madu epdi pogudhu paaru.
Submitted by krishnamoorthi on 22-Sep-2009
Crow Story
oru kakka innoru kakkakita oru ragasiyam sollucham athu enna theriyuma?
kaa kakka kaa kakka kaa kakka
Submitted by siva on 21-Sep-2009
TEASING
oru story
oru pattam poochi parakkuthu.


ethukku?

athu istam parakkuthu nee poi velaja paru.
7 kalutha vayasula kathai kekutha unakku!!!?
Submitted by LUMAMINI on 20-Sep-2009
Mokkai Thathuvam
kasu irunda call taxi,
kasu illina namma kaal than taxi.
Submitted by karthik on 19-Sep-2009
FUNNY
unkku oru maths test,
aala mara ilai 000.67,
arasa mara ilai 00.87
vepa mara ilai 89
kootina enna varum???

kuppa varum.

Submitted by NITHI on 20-Sep-2009
Mega Mokkai
Mottaiku helmet podalam,
aanal helmetuku mottai poda mudiyma.
Submitted by sathya on 19-Sep-2009
Funny Mokkai
SAR 1-HOTEL'LA SAAPITTU MUDICHITTU PAAKIREN KAILA KAASU ILLAI.
SAR2- ACHACHO APURAM ENNA AACHU?
SAR1- APURAMA POCKET'LA IRUNTHU EDUTHU KODUTHAN.
Submitted by LUMAMINI on 17-Sep-2009
HUSBAND AND WIFE
HUSBAND- NA SETHUTA NEE ENNA PANNUVA?

WIFE- UNGA KUDAVE NAANUM SETHUDUVEN.

HUSBAN- JOSIYAKKARAN APPAVE SONNAAN, SETHALUM 'SANI' UNNAI VIDATHU'NU.


Submitted by NITHI on 17-Sep-2009
Rat Mokkai
Eliku pudikatha padipu ethu?


Theriyalaya?

Poriyeyal
Submitted by swathi on 17-Sep-2009
Kadi Joke and Mokkai
Madham (Religion) Pudicha Animal Ethu
??
?
??

Ans: Yanai(Elephant)

Because for Yanai(elephant) only Madham Pudikkum

He He He
Submitted by Pragadheesh Cool on 15-Sep-2009
Chutty Kadi Mokkai Joke
Sunday sandai podalam
But
Monday mandaya poda mudyuma
??
??
??
Submitted by Pragadheesh Cool on 15-Sep-2009
Sema Mega Mokkai
Dosai mavula dosai sudalaam
chapathi mavula chapathi sudalaam
But,
kadalai mavula kadalai suda mudiyuma
??
??
??
Submitted by Pragadheesh Cool on 15-Sep-2009
Unavu Kadi
Idlykkum pongalukkum ena different
??
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Pongalukku leevu(holiday) undu aana idlykku leevu(holiday) illai.
Submitted by Pragadheesh Cool on 15-Sep-2009
Cool Kadi
Muttai(Egg) idatha Paravai(Bird) ethu
??
??
??
Ah Ah Ah

Aan Pravai(Male Bird).
Submitted by Pragadheesh Cool on 15-Sep-2009
Just a Joke ya !!
Kakkavuku pudicha kandam (continent) ethu?
?
?
?
vada America (south america)

Because there is vada (vadai)
Submitted by Pragadheesh Cool on 15-Sep-2009

Joke
police:ennaiya police station kulla maatta ottitu vanthurukka?
man:aiya samy inga nalla LAADAM kattu vanganu sonnanga athan samy.
police: ?

Submitted by Gokul on 22-Dec-2009
Musquito Mokkai
Cricket match paatthittu irundha musquito thideer nu setthu pocchu.why?

Because Indian team 'all out' aayiricchu
Submitted by Benjamin on 22-Dec-2009
Opposite Mokkai
What is the opposite of Aravind Samy?
Aravind did not see me.
Bank Joke
Bank la potta cheque thaavuthu.,, Yen??
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Antha Cheque Bounce Aana Cheque ahm....

haa Haa Haa
Ethaum technical ah think pannuvor Sangam...
Submitted by Blade baasha on 14-Oct-2009
Mokkai Jokes
Enna Than Vaaikaal la Vaaiyum Kaalum irunthalum, athala pesa mudiyum ah?
illa atleast nadakka than mudiyum ah?
Submitted by Blade Baasha on 13-Oct-2009
JOKES
On Singam pidari mudiya ellam vettita eppadi erukkum?

Asingama erukkum.
Submitted by sivakumaran on 23-Sep-2009

Tamil Jokes in English

Tamil Jokes in English" as the name suggests are Tamil Jokes which are written in English. That is, they are transliterated. Some of them are Tinglish jokes (Tamil + English). Indha sema kadi Tamil Jokes'sa padichhu, unga kaluthula irundhu ratham vara vara enjoy pannunga!!. These are sema kad Tamil Blade Aruvai Kadi and Mokkai Jokes.
Idhu oru kadi joke
Man1: Andha padam oodum theatre'la gate'ta therappadharkae 10 roovai lanjam tharanummaam!
Man2: Enna!, padathukku avalo koottamma?!!
Man3: Illa illa, idhu interval'la theatre'ra vittu veliya ooda gate'ta therap'padharkku...
Doctor Patient Kadi Joke
Doctor: Ungalikku idhukku munnadi eppayaavadhu mayakkam vandhuirukka?
Patient: Oru thadava vandhirukku doctor, neenga idhukku munnadi eppavvo enakku Bill thandappo
Politics Tamil Joke
Man1: Andha rowdiya area vittu velakki vaikka oru idea sollunga'nae
Gounds: Avana election'la nikka vacchu M.L.A 'va aakkirunga
Man2: Apparam?
Gounds: Adhutha anju varusha'thukku indha area pakkamae thalaya kaattamaattan paaru...
This is a Tamil Joke in English about politics
M.L.A: Naan unna-viradha'thukku poittu varraen'da
Son: Ayya! appam enakkum konjam juice kondu vaanga
Salesman Aruvai Blade Joke
Thuni-kadaikaarar: Indha thuni super quality sir, kiliyavae kiliyaadhu.
Gounds: Dai dubagoor!, apparam eppadi da enakku ondrai metre kilichhu tharap'pora?
Teacher Student Tamil Joke
Teacher1: Aenga sir, andha kanakku vaathiyaar mela headmaster'kku romba kovam?
Teacher2: Pinna enna sir, exam paper'ra correct panna sonna, exam eludina student'a correct pannit'taaram.
Husband and Wife Tamil Joke
Wife: Ungalukku pei pisasu mela nambikkai irukka'nga?
Husband: irukku di
Wife: pei'ya paarthi'rukeengala?
Husband: paarthadhumattum illa, adhu'kooda kudumbam'mae nadathi'kittu irukkaen...
Funny Joke in Tamil
Man1: Andha Dada'va train'la vitta'dhu thappa pochhu'nga.
Man2: Aen?
Man1: Pinna ennanga, train'la aeri ukkanduttu, toilet munnadi chair
pottu, ulla pova thala ettana/oru roovai vasool pannuraaru.
Doctor and Patient Tamil Joke
Patient: Aenga doctor operation'kku munnadiyae fees vaangireenga?
Doctor: Operation apparam nee ticket vaangitta naa, appuram naa enna pannuradhu?

Joke
man 1: Rs.1500 la my daughter kalyanatha mudichutten.
man 2 : eppaidi??
man 1 : Rs. 1500 ku cell vangi koduthen kathalichu kalyanum pannikitta... talented girls............ cool.....

Nagaichuvai

Nagaichuvai is funny stuff and comedy jokes in Tamil which are jolly to read and enjoy.

Mokkai Nagaichuvai
Boy1: Dai Naalaiku nan cinemaku poren variya da
Boy2: Mudinja varen da
Boy1: Mudinja piragu yenda vara? Padam arambikum bothu vaada. Good night
Teacher Student Nagaichuvai
Teacher: Padikkira Pasanga Oru Naalaikku 8 Mani Neram Thoongina Podum.
Stud: Adhu Eppadi Sir Mudiyum, Oru Naalaikku 7 Mani Neram Thaan school.!!!
Nagaichuvai Joke
Boy: Un veetukku poyirunthen, inimelum namakku kalyanam aakumunu enakku thonala.

Girl: Ennoda appava parthingala?

Boy: Illa un thangachiya parthen...
Mokkai
Saintha Gopuram Japanla kattiruntha enna peyar:

NIKKUMO-NIKKATHO
Submitted by balu on 13-Feb-2010
kalyana thosam
Josiyar: kalyanathuku appuram ungaluku oru THOSAM neengaitum...
Man: Apdiya..enna thosam,
Josiyar : SANTHOSAM...


Submitted by JOKE KUMAR on 12-Feb-2010
appan pulla latchanam
appan: pullaiyada nee. ella subjectlayum fail.enna inimay appa nu kupdaathe?
pulla: sari machi.. summa seen podaama sign na podu
Submitted by udayaham on 11-Feb-2010
Mokkai sms
Post Office'la Enna Mirugam irukkum.?
...
Yosinga.?
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Theriyaleya.?
...
...

"Otta-Gum" irukkum.
Submitted by jegathk on 11-Feb-2010
mokkai
Pls tell me the Answer in single word for the following two questions:


Naagam (Pambu) Seeruvathu Ethanale?

Nadigargal Oduvathu Ethanale ?


Ans: Padam Edukka
Submitted by balu on 10-Feb-2010
mokkai
Pls tell me the Answer in single word for the following two questions:


Naigal (Dogs) oduvathu ethanale ?

Nakku Inippathu Ethanale ?


Ans: Kal Kandal
Submitted by balu on 10-Feb-2010
mokkai
Pls tell me the meaning for the following words if you are genius

ENAKKUM
1000
UNAKKUM


Ans: Enakkum Unakkum Idayil Aayiram Erukkum
Submitted by balu on 10-Feb-2010
Mokkai
a rice cooker z sliped frm 10th floor
but not damaged can u guess y?











becz its a
buterfly cooker .
no.no

Submitted by sfn on 08-Feb-2010
kadhal kavidhai
Male lover:
enoda kavithaiai kael
'Uyirae Uyirae
Unnal Nenjam
Eridhae Eridhae'

Female lover:
Adhukkuthan thanni adikkadhannu sonnam.
Submitted by surya on 08-Feb-2010
exam joke
stu:sir,enna idu

sir:Question paper

stu:sir,idu enna

sir:Answer paper

stu:enna koduma sir idu,question paper la question iruku,but ans paper la ans illaye

sir:????????????

Submitted by sweet rascals on 04-Feb-2010
Differents
What is differents between parrot & peacock??

Theriyalaya???
parrot josiya paravai, peacock thesiya paravai.Thoppe thoppe...
Submitted by P.Kamatchi on 04-Feb-2010
Funny Tamil Nagaichuvai
Manager: Yenga Bank'la interest illaama Loan kodukkiroam.

Villager: kodukkaradha konjam sandhoashama kodukkalamala. yean interest illaama kodukkireenga?
Mr.Bean Joke
Mr.Bean Friend: Ethuku da sugar dappala"MASALA' nu elthi vatchu iruka?

Mr.Bean : Erumba Yematha thaan....!
Submitted by Sweet Honey "MADHU" on 02-Feb-2010
sms joke
Principal: eanda late..?

venkatesh: bike panchar sir,

principal: busla varalam la,

venkatesh: sonna unga ponnu keka matengra sir...
Submitted by priya on 31-Jan-2010
Vaalkai Joke
kadavul:vun dhavathai mechinen edaavadhu 2 varam kel.
bakthan:naan thoongumbodhu saaga vendum
kadavul: aagattum.matra oru varam?
bakthan:yenakku thookame vara koodaadhu


Submitted by moula devi.vp on 31-Jan-2010
Hilarious Joke
ponnu laddu mathiri irrupanu en paian kitta sonnathu thappa pochu

yen ennachu

ponnu parka pona edathula ponna kadichutan.
Submitted by natkallokesh on 28-Jan-2010
Thanga manasu
Boy : Andava naan yaaraium yematra villayae yen entha ponnum ennai kathalikavillai?
God : Baktha Un Nalla Manasuku ellam nallathavae nadakum athil ithuvum onru.
Boy : Thanks.
Submitted by srinivasan on 25-Jan-2010
Father Son Joke
Village Father: Epidiyo 4 varusam 'COLLEGE' padipa mudichita,
aduthu enna seyya pora?

Son: Arrears'nu oru melpadipu irukudhuppa adha padikanum pa!
Funny Doctor Joke
Nurse : Sir, Nan innaikku 5.10'kku polamnu irukken.
Doctor : Nee nallathanemma irukre, 70-80'la polamae
Nurse : Doctorrrrr
JOLLY Joke
Driver:Sorry sir petrolmullusa dry aaiduchu.Inimel oru adikuda munnadi nagarathu.

Manager:hmmm..sari reverse edu veetukavadhu pokalam..
Submitted by Sroothy.D on 24-Jan-2010
Timing Tamil Joke
Amaichar: Manna ethiri naatu mannan ungalai "porukku" alaikkirar.

Mannar: Porukkellam varamudiyathu, vendumaanal "Barukku" vara sollu. Adichu pakalam.
Funny Husband
Hus: EnakuOperationla ethavadhu achuna nee Doctora kalyanam pannikko.

Wife:Yen ipdi pesurenga!!?

Hus:Avana palivanga enakku vera vazhi theriyala.
Husband and Wife Funny Tamil Joke
Wife : ennanga pinnadi oruthan ennoda kala sorandaran.
Husband : konjam thirumbi mugatha kaattu sorandave matan!
Milk Kadi
1 Litre Milka 20 Nabar Kudikkanum?
Eppadi?
Vaayalathan.
Today joke
Police: Eppadiya accident nadanthathu?
Driver: Athaan sir enakkum theriyala appo naan thoongittu irundhaen

SMS Jokes in English are funny, free and short messages

Your own heart stupid!

Tomorrow I am undergoing a brain transplant operation.
I would like to use your brain.
Can you please give it?
Because I always use only unused stuff!

When life is going wrong,
when relations break up,
when sorrow engulfs you,
when tears flow down your eyes,
just give me a call:
because I sell tissue papers!

If eyes speak: Love.
If tears speak: Affection.
If money speaks: Greed.
If everyone speaks: World.
If only you speak: Mental

Four things which brings tears to the eye:
Broken Love.
Separated Friendship.
Death.
Onion!

My Bedtime Prayer to God:
Dear God, please let mosquitoes bite, let there be a power cut, let the devil come in a nightmare for those who go to sleep without sending me a good night message.

At this very moment;
1 billion people are sleeping,
1 million people are eating,
1000 people are drinking,
100 people are playing
and 1 monkey is reading my sms.
A research conducted by a team of scientists in India indicates that people who don't brush their teeth or bath everyday are reading this message at this very moment.

Answer my question either YES or NO:
Do your friends know that you are mad?

Urgent: Chloroform is out of stock in the hospital. Can you please send a pair of your socks?

Today is World Intelligence day. Please forward this message to the most intelligent friend that you know of. And please don't send it to me because I have already received this 500 times since today morning.

Urgent: I forgot where I kept my mobile phone. Please give me a missed call.

Laugh out loud throughout the day.
Dance happily without a care.
Jump and walk happily on the streets.
Only then will people start telling:
Oh what a pity! became mental at such a young age.

Teasing SMS Joke
What's the difference between stupid and idiot?
Stupid will delete this joke.
Idiot will forward this joke.
Ha ha, what will you do now?

When you feel sad and alone,
When everyone seem to be leaving you,
when the world seems to be fading away into the mist,
please let me know: I will take you to the eye specialist for a checkup!

Close your eyes for a minute and think about yourself.
Now open your eyes:
Congratulation! You have wasted a minute of your life thinking about an idiot.

But why didn't you tell me the good news.
I heard it from one of our friends.
Anyways Congratulation!
A TV channel has been named after you.
Animal Planet!

I saw you yesterday on the road.
Such beautiful eyes,
walking gracefully down the road,
and I started to sing;
Who let the dogs out!

Beauty is not based on how you look,
beauty is not based on how you speak,
beauty is not based on your color,
but beauty is based on your inner self.
So please change your inner-wear daily without fail!

Funny SMS

It seems that a new law is coming in 2010:
All beautiful people have to pay beauty taxes.
Thankfully you escaped. But I didn't!
Ok, don't get tensed, forward this message to your friends and have fun.

No calls from you.
No SMS from you.
No emails from you.
I am really afraid whether,
The Dog Catchers found you again!

Hilarious Joke Message SMS
Secrets for a happy and healthy life:
Get a girlfriend who cooks well.
Get a girlfriend who takes care well.
Get a girlfriend who looks well.
And most of all make sure that these three girls don't meet each other!

Insulting SMS Joke
Please select one of the following days:
Saturday
Sunday
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday.
And kindly take a bath at least on that one day because I can't tolerate bad smell.

Most Lovable Kiss: Mother's,
Sweetest Kiss: Girlfriend's,
Cute Kiss: Sister's,
Hottest Kiss: keep your lips on the bike silencer!

You are so far away from me,
many hundreds of miles.
Yet, I see you every day in the following TV Channels:
Animal Planet.
National Geographic.
Cartoon Network.

You are so cute my dear friend:
C: Causing.
U: Unnecessary.
T: Trouble.
E: Everywhere.

You are the most SENTIMENTAL friend of mine:
One percent SENTI
Ninety Nine Percent MENTAL!

I want you to be with me on a cheerful night,
in a nice restaurant,
candlelight dinner,
superb menu,
and say the 3 important words to you.
PAY THE BILL!

Hello, this is All India Anti Sleep Association.
Our aim is to call up everybody,
and disturb the sleep of others.
"Thank you and over".
Sometimes small things in life hurt a lot.
If you don't agree with what I say, try sitting on a pin.

A girl called me last Sunday and told
"Nobody is home. Please come".
I went to her house.
What she said was true:
Nobody was there!

I have lots of jokes in my mobile.
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time.
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
"You are so beautiful"

Do you know what the computer thinks when you sit in front of it?
INTEL Inside.
Mental Outside.
Your words are like Crocin,
Your smile is like Colgate,
Your touch is like zandu balm,
Your presence is like Anacin,
Your SMS is like Vicks action 500,
and that's why I never fall ill!

Without ugliness, there is no beauty in the world.
Without stupidity, there is no intelligence in the world.
So don't worry, you are very much required in this world!

Police have put me in jail,
because I was in possession of GOOD LOOKS.
The police needs an ugly donkey,
to take me out on bail.
So I messaged you!

The Earth might stop revolving,
The stars might stop twinkling,
The birds might stop flying,
The sun might stop glowing,
But your brain will never start working!
A baby pig asks his father:
Father why are we so ugly?
The father says to him:
Don't worry my son,
you should see the one who is reading this msg.

A short story, thrilling and full of suspense till the end. Read on.





The End

Today's best quote.


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Life is just like this:
there is nothing at the end.

Hello, this is your cell phone who is speaking.
There is no particular problem.
I just wanted to leave your pocket, the smell is unbearable!

Why did God create "Albert Einstein" before creating me?
Ans: Because he wanted to create a "SAMPLE PIECE" before creating a "MASTER PIECE"!!

Those bright eyes, beautiful smile, milky white teeth and sweet voice.
Enough about me, tell me about you now.

I miss you so much,
where ever I go.
I want to see you,
every day.
I feel like seeing you,
if I am out of town.
Do you know why?
Because I love dogs!

Misleading SMS
One important news: I am getting married this Monday, yes it's true. It's only a small party. Can you also please come? But please don't bring me any gifts; just bring me the girl!
We hope you had lots of fun reading these sms jokes. Sometimes they might irritate you but mostly they are enjoyable and some are so good that you might even find yourself forwarding them to many of your friend groups even though your mobile balance might be very less.