Mokkayo Mokkai

Mokkayo Mokkai" is the ultimate list of Mokkais and still more Mega Mokkai Jokes. Indha mokkai jokes'a padichha engayavadhu sevurula poi muttikalam pola irukkum; so please take care.
kosu
Yenna kadiththa kosuvai naa pidithen:
aanaal adikkavillai vittu vittean:
yean theriuma?
athu odambula odurathu namma raththamula, athuthan.
Submitted by lumamini on 26-Sep-2009
kavithai
kangal pesinal "KADHAL ",
kanneer pesinal "NATPU",
panam pesinal "SONTHAM",
ellarum pesinal "ULAGAM",
nee mattum pesinal "LOOSU".
HOW IS IT ????

Submitted by nithi on 25-Sep-2009
mokka joke
doctor:saapthdu aparama tooka marundu saaptengala
patient:aiyayoooo tooka marundu saapda marandu poi toongiten
Submitted by anonymous on 25-Sep-2009
ABOUT EXAM
1ST BENCH STUDENTS:
HEY D THE PAPER WAS TOUGH BUT I'LL GET 90 DA.
2ND BENCH STUDENT:
MACHI ONE 8 MARK OUT DA.
3RD BENCH STUDENT:
MACHI CLEAR AGUM.
4TH BENCH STUDENT:
CLEAR ANA AGUM DA.
LAST BENCH SINGA KUTTIGAL:
MAPLA SUPERVISOR SEMA FIGURE DA..
ALWAYS LAST BENCH STUDENTS ROCKS....
Submitted by SENTHIL.N on 25-Sep-2009
Thatuvamungo
Bus stop kitta wait panna bus varum,
But full stop kitta wait panna full varuma?
Submitted by Chinnu on 24-Sep-2009
Erumbu elephant joke
erumbum elephantum otta panthaiyum vaithargalam.
erumbu elephant kaathil etho sonnatham elephant athai kettu keele vilunthadham. erumbu enne sonnathu?
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" nee keele viluntha naan unakku ratham tharein"
Submitted by raihana kaleel on 22-Sep-2009
Teasing Super joke
Periya puyal kaatru,
minnal kottum gana mazhaiyil nee nadandhu sellum azhagai varnikkiran oru sila vaarthigalil
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Eruma madu epdi pogudhu paaru.
Submitted by krishnamoorthi on 22-Sep-2009
Crow Story
oru kakka innoru kakkakita oru ragasiyam sollucham athu enna theriyuma?
kaa kakka kaa kakka kaa kakka
Submitted by siva on 21-Sep-2009
TEASING
oru story
oru pattam poochi parakkuthu.


ethukku?

athu istam parakkuthu nee poi velaja paru.
7 kalutha vayasula kathai kekutha unakku!!!?
Submitted by LUMAMINI on 20-Sep-2009
Mokkai Thathuvam
kasu irunda call taxi,
kasu illina namma kaal than taxi.
Submitted by karthik on 19-Sep-2009
FUNNY
unkku oru maths test,
aala mara ilai 000.67,
arasa mara ilai 00.87
vepa mara ilai 89
kootina enna varum???

kuppa varum.

Submitted by NITHI on 20-Sep-2009
Mega Mokkai
Mottaiku helmet podalam,
aanal helmetuku mottai poda mudiyma.
Submitted by sathya on 19-Sep-2009
Funny Mokkai
SAR 1-HOTEL'LA SAAPITTU MUDICHITTU PAAKIREN KAILA KAASU ILLAI.
SAR2- ACHACHO APURAM ENNA AACHU?
SAR1- APURAMA POCKET'LA IRUNTHU EDUTHU KODUTHAN.
Submitted by LUMAMINI on 17-Sep-2009
HUSBAND AND WIFE
HUSBAND- NA SETHUTA NEE ENNA PANNUVA?

WIFE- UNGA KUDAVE NAANUM SETHUDUVEN.

HUSBAN- JOSIYAKKARAN APPAVE SONNAAN, SETHALUM 'SANI' UNNAI VIDATHU'NU.


Submitted by NITHI on 17-Sep-2009
Rat Mokkai
Eliku pudikatha padipu ethu?


Theriyalaya?

Poriyeyal
Submitted by swathi on 17-Sep-2009
Kadi Joke and Mokkai
Madham (Religion) Pudicha Animal Ethu
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Ans: Yanai(Elephant)

Because for Yanai(elephant) only Madham Pudikkum

He He He
Submitted by Pragadheesh Cool on 15-Sep-2009
Chutty Kadi Mokkai Joke
Sunday sandai podalam
But
Monday mandaya poda mudyuma
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Submitted by Pragadheesh Cool on 15-Sep-2009
Sema Mega Mokkai
Dosai mavula dosai sudalaam
chapathi mavula chapathi sudalaam
But,
kadalai mavula kadalai suda mudiyuma
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Submitted by Pragadheesh Cool on 15-Sep-2009
Unavu Kadi
Idlykkum pongalukkum ena different
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Pongalukku leevu(holiday) undu aana idlykku leevu(holiday) illai.
Submitted by Pragadheesh Cool on 15-Sep-2009
Cool Kadi
Muttai(Egg) idatha Paravai(Bird) ethu
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Ah Ah Ah

Aan Pravai(Male Bird).
Submitted by Pragadheesh Cool on 15-Sep-2009
Just a Joke ya !!
Kakkavuku pudicha kandam (continent) ethu?
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vada America (south america)

Because there is vada (vadai)
Submitted by Pragadheesh Cool on 15-Sep-2009

Joke
police:ennaiya police station kulla maatta ottitu vanthurukka?
man:aiya samy inga nalla LAADAM kattu vanganu sonnanga athan samy.
police: ?

Submitted by Gokul on 22-Dec-2009
Musquito Mokkai
Cricket match paatthittu irundha musquito thideer nu setthu pocchu.why?

Because Indian team 'all out' aayiricchu
Submitted by Benjamin on 22-Dec-2009
Opposite Mokkai
What is the opposite of Aravind Samy?
Aravind did not see me.
Bank Joke
Bank la potta cheque thaavuthu.,, Yen??
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Antha Cheque Bounce Aana Cheque ahm....

haa Haa Haa
Ethaum technical ah think pannuvor Sangam...
Submitted by Blade baasha on 14-Oct-2009
Mokkai Jokes
Enna Than Vaaikaal la Vaaiyum Kaalum irunthalum, athala pesa mudiyum ah?
illa atleast nadakka than mudiyum ah?
Submitted by Blade Baasha on 13-Oct-2009
JOKES
On Singam pidari mudiya ellam vettita eppadi erukkum?

Asingama erukkum.
Submitted by sivakumaran on 23-Sep-2009